Well, President had cancelled the Agra visit not to visit Saudi but to be see BITS Pilani. He gave a lecture in memory of a late Physics Professor here. Akin to the Western style of a low student ratio he too has only 3 pupils namely SRK, Lalu and Kharab Osama
Prez starts....Be it politics, films or even religion, all follow the fundamental laws of motion of Physics. For eg. if you attack America, America attacks you. This will be explained by the 3rd law.
(Kharab Osama(KO) scratches his beard. Inshaallah! this retard will take ages to resolve my doubt with this start. SRK and Lalu find pleasure in his discomfort)
All of a sudden SRK gets up. President! I don't like listening much, give me the gist. My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist.
Prez : Yes I can. The self proclaimed King of Bollywood made similar romantic flicks UNTIL AND UNLESS compelled to CHANGE DIRECTION by the industry's market FORCE. The
1st law of motion explains this. It states that a body wants to be in the same state of rest or motion until an external agency causes it to change the course.
SRK : Umm, prob Prez has seen only the NRI stuff. Use kya pata Kabir Khan hi Baazigar hai.
KO contemplates. Prez paas to aye, yuun samjhay par aur samay na lag jaye.
Dichkiyaoon, KO has shot in the air. States 2nd law of motion himself. The amount of force acting on a particle is directly proportional to the rate of change of momentum. You kafirs started the lecture with no force. There was a small change in our learning. I shot a bullet, notice how fast the momentum of class changes.
Lalu's day dreaming of forging another scam are interrupted by the screech.
Wonders, sasura eeee kawn burbark hai.
Prez hastes to the 3rd law. Passively gazing toward KO he states that "If bloody jihadists attack the Unites States, the States retaliates with equal force. To every action, there is equal and opposite reaction"
The lecture is yet not over..... Lalu ponders where does the chain of reaction stop. The reaction of Russia US animosity was birth of terrorist havens. In turn that breeded the 9/11. Next came the US attack on Taliban.
That means violence never ends! . Asks dear Prez if religion is rather ushering the doom.
Kyuun! Fas gaye re Obama!
Prez starts....Be it politics, films or even religion, all follow the fundamental laws of motion of Physics. For eg. if you attack America, America attacks you. This will be explained by the 3rd law.
(Kharab Osama(KO) scratches his beard. Inshaallah! this retard will take ages to resolve my doubt with this start. SRK and Lalu find pleasure in his discomfort)
All of a sudden SRK gets up. President! I don't like listening much, give me the gist. My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist.
Prez : Yes I can. The self proclaimed King of Bollywood made similar romantic flicks UNTIL AND UNLESS compelled to CHANGE DIRECTION by the industry's market FORCE. The
1st law of motion explains this. It states that a body wants to be in the same state of rest or motion until an external agency causes it to change the course.
SRK : Umm, prob Prez has seen only the NRI stuff. Use kya pata Kabir Khan hi Baazigar hai.
KO contemplates. Prez paas to aye, yuun samjhay par aur samay na lag jaye.
Dichkiyaoon, KO has shot in the air. States 2nd law of motion himself. The amount of force acting on a particle is directly proportional to the rate of change of momentum. You kafirs started the lecture with no force. There was a small change in our learning. I shot a bullet, notice how fast the momentum of class changes.
Lalu's day dreaming of forging another scam are interrupted by the screech.
Wonders, sasura eeee kawn burbark hai.
Prez hastes to the 3rd law. Passively gazing toward KO he states that "If bloody jihadists attack the Unites States, the States retaliates with equal force. To every action, there is equal and opposite reaction"
The lecture is yet not over..... Lalu ponders where does the chain of reaction stop. The reaction of Russia US animosity was birth of terrorist havens. In turn that breeded the 9/11. Next came the US attack on Taliban.
That means violence never ends! . Asks dear Prez if religion is rather ushering the doom.
Kyuun! Fas gaye re Obama!
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